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G:yo let me borrow your id
D:shit,you dont look anything like
me
G:its ok,i'll just tell them i got better looking
D:..HAHAHa
SPEEDLINEGIRL: oHHHHHH yum!!!!!
SPEEDLINEGIRL:MMM MMM MMMMmm
SPEEDLINEGIRL:ur
so hot!
SPEEDLINEGIRL:lol
Da dddy 04: see you are crazy!
Da dddy 04: i love crazy ladies
SPEEDLINEGIRL: the things
i could do 2 u. Im not crazy i jus give props to guys who deserve it. know what i mean
SPEEDLINEGIRL: i prolly wouldnt
be able to keep my hands off u though lol... i would be all up on u..
bribee3: who were you with today...
Da dddy 04: colette
bribee3:
bahhahaha
Da dddy 04: bahhahahha what
bribee3: i thi nk thats the one who thought she could beat up titi
Da dddy
04: ya i think so too. she could , she can fight no joke
bribee3: shes a swoodian?
bribee3: umm so can titi
Da dddy
04: damn. remember titi ask me to back her up. haha im in the middle
bribee3: hahhahhaaaaaaaaaa
bribee3: hahha
bribee3:
well your titi and my faja, so you should be on our side
Da dddy 04: welll what if she becomes your mother
Da dddy 04:
ahhahsahhahahhha
bribee3: oh shit daddy please no
bribee3: if she becomes my maja i wlll not talk to you
Da dddy
04: hahahahaahahhahahahahahaha. maja...ahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahah
Erinoba:but if she is friends with my dad i might be able to cut
her some slack
Dadddy04:hahahahahhaha
Erinoba:like this much (...)
Erinoba:only a little
Erinoba:dude i could
take her though
Erinoba:slap her back to afghanistan
(bout who girls @sw thinks the hottest)
MdogStiles10:i heard
different
Dadddy04:who is it then
MdogStiles10:me
Dadddy04:is that a joke hahaha
MdogStiles10:no
MdogStiles10:i
kidd u not
MdogStiles10:nah im just playin
MdogStiles10:probably tho
Erinoba:actually i know of people who have thought
mike was hot
Dadddy04:who
Erinoba:i dont wanna say!
Dadddy04:tell me!
Erinoba:no!
Dadddy04:brittney williams
hahahah
Erinoba:how did you know?!
Dadddy04:AHHAH
MdogStiles10:lol
RECKLESSROB PA04: last night was so tight
RECKLESSROB PA04: i
have hella pictures too
RECKLESSROB PA04: ddue we got hella #
RECKLESSROB PA04: i am proud
of us
bribee3:well dont make assumptions that i'm a switch hitter!
Dadddy04:so
only ginger
bribee3:um no
bribee3:ass
RECKLESSROB:i like the way u move, na na na, i like the way u mooove
kburlei:hows the ginger..ale?
harris:id fuckin knock their heads in
harris:think im kiddin..try
me
d:i can't get hot ones
d:i mean i can get ugly girls for sure
MdogStiles10: i sit next to this guy who is hella smart and lets
me copy
Da dddy 04: you always sit next to smartasses
Da dddy 04: thats why you sat next to me in chemistry
MdogStiles10:
they make me look good
MdogStiles10: hahaha
MdogStiles10: yea right
dee:i don't jack off no more
dee:i fuck real ones
dee:"trying"
Ichidee: u dont' fucking lead us
Ichidee: fucker
Da dddy 04:
i pet you
Ichidee: fuck u
Ichidee: i own u
Da dddy 04: i fuckED you and you mama at the same time
Ichidee: .........
Ichidee:
tha's not a good joke
Ichidee: i wouldn't use taht to anyone
COOLSGTF:damnit,i ate too much mexican food now i have gas
Dadddy04:where
the fuck did that come from !
COOLSGTF:cause i just farted n it was hella bad
Dadddy04:...THATS GREAT COOLEY
COOLSGTF:thinkin
out loud
Erinoba:oh they are they just dont fess up to it as much,like bri
and i do
Erinoba:girls are horny,believe me
Erinoba:i need wang
MdogStiles10: no, i just was ballin on foos
MdogStiles10: these
guys from their team were talkin hella shit
MdogStiles10: so i got hella pissed
MdogStiles10: and just kind of started
dominating
Ichidee: she's bi
Da dddy 04: fucking the XP make her by
Ichidee: i guess so
Ichidee:
lol
Da dddy 04: cas she experienced their needle dick
bribee3:
daddy no
bribee3: please dont disowne me
MdogStiles10: im tryin to eat but its not working
bribee3: past your bed time daddy
bribee3: i hope you're not watching
hilton
Da dddy 04: good night, wet dream
bribee3: hahhaha
bribee3:
most likely i always dream in wangovision
Da dddy 04: i got a porn email that says : Hey gdawg168 , it's time you get serious
about what you whack-off to!
bribee3: hahha
bribee3: hilton
bribee3: bow chicka bow wow
Da dddy 04: hgahahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
D:fake ass bitch
D:she's like when i go up there..we rent a room
and fuck
Dadddy:man YOURS IS JUST A SLUT
Dadddy:hahhahahh
D: i know, it's all good
Dadddy:mine is a decent HOTTIE
who fucks
D:she's hot slut
Dadddy:its different
D:fuck u
D:she's hot
Ichidee: she's like my lil bitch ..man
Ichidee: every time she
piss me off
Ichidee: i go
Ichidee: fuck u i'm leaving
Ichidee: she's like
Ichidee: nooooooooooooo
Ichidee:
don't leave
Ichidee: that's my bitch
Da dddy 04: hahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahaha
RECKLESSROB PA04: we will find party tonight
Da dddy 04: you sure
RECKLESSROB
PA04: think positivly u panzafaust
Dadddy:you are confusing i am fucking talking to a duck i think
dUCKY4756:lol!!!!
dUCKY4756:shut
up
Dadddy: that, should go into your profile, so the whole world knows
how book smart = no common sense you are
Ducky: lol, shut up
Da dddy 04: mikey is singing karioke now too
Da dddy 04: ha
MdogStiles10:
yea yea
Da dddy 04: real singing or rap kinda thing
MdogStiles10: real singing
MdogStiles10: like n sync
MdogStiles10:
backstreet boys
MdogStiles10: oldies
MdogStiles10: classics
Da dddy 04: ahahha nsyncs good hahah
MdogStiles10:
no simple plan tho
Ichidee: guess what she asked for her bday gift
Da dddy 04: your
dick!
Ichidee: no
Ichidee: try again
Da dddy 04: dildo
Ichidee: m...
Ichidee: pretty close
Ichidee: but
no
Da dddy 04: just tell me
Ichidee: hahah...u can't come up with the answer
Ichidee: yeah
Ichidee: it's a pink
vibrator
Ichidee: PINK
Ichidee: cuz it's cute
Da dddy 04: that would be a fucking dildo fag!
Ichidee: i said u
were clsoe
Ichidee: but not quite
Ichidee: some dildo don't vibrate
Ichidee: ask angela
RECKLESSROB PA04: hey tommarow i will run 4 u in teh store
RECKLESSROB
PA04: and i am gunna bring "i like the way u move" song
RECKLESSROB PA04: i liek the way u move
Erinoba: dad?
Da dddy 04: son!
Erinoba: golly i thought you
passed out or something
Da dddy 04: no this guy ask me how he can get htis girl
Da dddy 04: and i was teaching him how
to spit . game that is
Erinoba: oh yea cuz dads a pimp
Erinoba: daddy has mad game
Erinoba: thats how he ended up
with so many children
Da dddy 04: hahahahhahahaah
Erinoba: you know who else has mad game?
Da dddy 04: my dad. that
would be your grandpa
Erinoba: VILLAAAA
Erinoba: such a pimp
Da dddy 04: o fuck no! my dad! not my grandpa
Erinoba:
well i was talking about PP
Da dddy 04:hahahahhahahhahah
Ichidee: it's fun..when i had the neon light on
Ichidee: the girls
pull up right next to me
Ichidee: and they were just looking at me and smiling
Ichidee: and talking..but i don't kwno
whta they said
Da dddy 04: hahahahahahahhhaha
Da dddy 04: haaha
Da dddy 04: ahahahahhahah
Da dddy 04: your an
idoit
Ichidee: what
Da dddy 04: i am driving my 89 toyota and girls pull up and smiles at me anyways
Da dddy 04:
hahahah
Ichidee: right
Ichidee: not when it's dark outside
Ichidee: when they can barely see u
Da dddy 04: um
not if you have my face
Da dddy 04: ahhahahhaahahaah
Ichidee: i think my face is getting smalller
Ichidee: while
my body gets bigger
Da dddy 04: hahhahahahahahahahahahha
Da dddy 04: wtf
Da dddy 04: hahahaahahaha
Ichidee: that's
a sign of bodybuilding
Ichidee: cuz ur face losing fat which make its smaller
Ichidee: and ur body gets bigger cuz of
muscle
Ichidee: i like it thou
Da dddy 04: ahahhahahahha WTF hahahaha
Erinoba: dad, you always seem to fuck up, but it makes the best stories
Da
dddy 04: man sit
Erinoba: hahaha
Da dddy 04: always fuck up?
Da dddy 04: sit
Erinoba: that was a compliment
Da
dddy 04: e> e< e> e< e>
Erinoba: hahahahaha
Erinoba: i still love you anyway
Da dddy 04: i am bored now, wiilll you please help a father out
bribee3:
hahahha
bribee3: hahahhaha
Da dddy 04: yes! HELP A FAJA OUT
bri: dont need to go pee
gar: hahaha what?
bri: ..i dont need to go pee
gar: i care...
bri: you do you are my father!
steve: my dog snores.
steve: but your louder..
flipstyle206: u filthy ass bitch!
GenCopY2K: u think she is hot?
GenCopY2K: wha happen to ur tonque??
BadasspimpGar:
hahahahahhahahahhaha
bri~ yesterday my dad told me to go get ginger....and i found some
for 6 cents! i got ginger for 6cents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brianna ~
Wonderful
And
Never
Gross
Erin~
Gary's
Interesting
Never
Gross
Entertainment
Rolls?
Erinoba: daddy you missed out, there were prime gingers there!
Erinoba:
the other schools cheerleaders, oh man there ginger was like haning out while they were shakin it
Bribee3~ dad im mad at you, we went to the game and missed out on
prime wang to go see you and you didnt go!!
LILjoshyBOI: man ginger is ginger
LILjoshyBOI: as long as its
not expired..the ginger is still good if it doesnt stink
Dadddy 04: man good ginger is better!
LILjoshyBOI: true that
nigga
Erinoba: daddy?!
Erinoba: daddy are you there?
Erinoba: my
ginger is nice and tall
Erinoba: and not expired
Dadddy 04: damn sexy
Dadddy 04: ..i tried to save it and then
its called "gary sleeping 2."
Dadddy 04: where is the first one! bitch
GenCopY2K: hahahahah
GenCopY2K: i got more,lot
GenCopY2K:
hahah, the one with ur ass showin 2
GenCopY2K: but only for my own collection
Bribee3: dad??
Bribee3: kwok daddy!??! where areeee youuuu
Bribee3
FINE
Bribee3: ditch me for some other GINGER
Bribee3: you pissy licker
Decetron: cept your not a daddy yet
Decetron: i hope