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G:yo let me borrow your id
D:shit,you dont look anything like me
G:its ok,i'll just tell them i got better looking
D:..HAHAHa

 

SPEEDLINEGIRL: oHHHHHH yum!!!!!
SPEEDLINEGIRL:MMM MMM MMMMmm
SPEEDLINEGIRL:ur so hot!
SPEEDLINEGIRL:lol
Da dddy 04: see you are crazy!
Da dddy 04: i love crazy ladies
SPEEDLINEGIRL: the things i could do 2 u. Im not crazy i jus give props to guys who deserve it. know what i mean
SPEEDLINEGIRL: i prolly wouldnt be able to keep my hands off u though lol... i would be all up on u..

 
bribee3: who were you with today...
Da dddy 04: colette
bribee3: bahhahaha
Da dddy 04: bahhahahha what
bribee3: i thi nk thats the one who thought she could beat up titi
Da dddy 04: ya i think so too. she could , she can fight no joke
bribee3: shes a swoodian?
bribee3: umm so can titi
Da dddy 04: damn. remember titi ask me to back her up. haha im in the middle
bribee3: hahhahhaaaaaaaaaa
bribee3: hahha
bribee3: well your titi and my faja, so you should be on our side
Da dddy 04: welll what if she becomes your mother
Da dddy 04: ahhahsahhahahhha
bribee3: oh shit daddy please no
bribee3: if she becomes my maja i wlll not talk to you
Da dddy 04: hahahahaahahhahahahahahaha. maja...ahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahah
 
 
Erinoba:but if she is friends with my dad i might be able to cut her some slack
Dadddy04:hahahahahhaha
Erinoba:like this much (...)
Erinoba:only a little
Erinoba:dude i could take her though
Erinoba:slap her back to afghanistan
 
 
(bout who girls @sw thinks the hottest)
MdogStiles10:i heard different
Dadddy04:who is it then
MdogStiles10:me
Dadddy04:is that a joke hahaha
MdogStiles10:no
MdogStiles10:i kidd u not
MdogStiles10:nah im just playin
MdogStiles10:probably tho
Erinoba:actually i know of people who have thought mike was hot
Dadddy04:who
Erinoba:i dont wanna say!
Dadddy04:tell me!
Erinoba:no!
Dadddy04:brittney williams hahahah
Erinoba:how did you know?!
Dadddy04:AHHAH
MdogStiles10:lol
 

RECKLESSROB PA04: last night was so tight
RECKLESSROB PA04: i have hella pictures too

RECKLESSROB PA04: ddue we got hella #
RECKLESSROB PA04: i am proud of us

 

bribee3:well dont make assumptions that i'm a switch hitter!
Dadddy04:so only ginger
bribee3:um no
bribee3:ass
 

RECKLESSROB:i like the way u move, na na na, i like the way u mooove

kburlei:hows the ginger..ale?

harris:id fuckin knock their heads in
harris:think im kiddin..try me


d:i can't get hot ones
d:i mean i can get ugly girls for sure


MdogStiles10: i sit next to this guy who is hella smart and lets me copy
Da dddy 04: you always sit next to smartasses
Da dddy 04: thats why you sat next to me in chemistry
MdogStiles10: they make me look good
MdogStiles10: hahaha
MdogStiles10: yea right
 
dee:i don't jack off no more
dee:i fuck real ones
dee:"trying"

Ichidee: u dont' fucking lead us
Ichidee: fucker
Da dddy 04: i pet you
Ichidee: fuck u
Ichidee: i own u
Da dddy 04: i fuckED you and you mama at the same time
Ichidee: .........
Ichidee: tha's not a good joke
Ichidee: i wouldn't use taht to anyone

 
COOLSGTF:damnit,i ate too much mexican food now i have gas
Dadddy04:where the fuck did that come from !
COOLSGTF:cause i just farted n it was hella bad
Dadddy04:...THATS GREAT COOLEY
COOLSGTF:thinkin out loud
 
Erinoba:oh they are they just dont fess up to it as much,like bri and i do
Erinoba:girls are horny,believe me
Erinoba:i need wang
 
 
MdogStiles10: no, i just was ballin on foos
MdogStiles10: these guys from their team were talkin hella shit
MdogStiles10: so i got hella pissed
MdogStiles10: and just kind of started dominating
 

Ichidee: she's bi

Da dddy 04: fucking the XP make her by
Ichidee: i guess so
Ichidee: lol
Da dddy 04: cas she experienced their needle dick

 
bribee3: daddy no
bribee3: please dont disowne me
 

MdogStiles10: im tryin to eat but its not working

 

bribee3: past your bed time daddy
bribee3: i hope you're not watching hilton

Da dddy 04: good night, wet dream
bribee3: hahhaha
bribee3: most likely i always dream in wangovision
Da dddy 04: i got a porn email that says : Hey gdawg168 , it's time you get serious about what you whack-off to!
bribee3: hahha
bribee3: hilton
bribee3: bow chicka bow wow
Da dddy 04: hgahahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

D:fake ass bitch
D:she's like when i go up there..we rent a room and fuck
Dadddy:man YOURS IS JUST A SLUT
Dadddy:hahhahahh
D: i know, it's all good
Dadddy:mine is a decent HOTTIE who fucks
D:she's hot slut
Dadddy:its different
D:fuck u
D:she's hot

Ichidee: she's like my lil bitch ..man
Ichidee: every time she piss me off
Ichidee: i go
Ichidee: fuck u i'm leaving
Ichidee: she's like
Ichidee: nooooooooooooo
Ichidee: don't leave
Ichidee: that's my bitch
Da dddy 04: hahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahaha

RECKLESSROB PA04: we will find party tonight
Da dddy 04: you sure
RECKLESSROB PA04: think positivly u panzafaust

 

Dadddy:you are confusing i am fucking talking to a duck i think
dUCKY4756:lol!!!!
dUCKY4756:shut up

Dadddy: that, should go into your profile, so the whole world knows how book smart = no common sense you are

Ducky: lol, shut up

 

Da dddy 04: mikey is singing karioke now too
Da dddy 04: ha
MdogStiles10: yea yea
Da dddy 04: real singing or rap kinda thing
MdogStiles10: real singing
MdogStiles10: like n sync
MdogStiles10: backstreet boys
MdogStiles10: oldies
MdogStiles10: classics
Da dddy 04: ahahha nsyncs good hahah
MdogStiles10: no simple plan tho

 

Ichidee: guess what she asked for her bday gift
Da dddy 04: your dick!
Ichidee: no
Ichidee: try again
Da dddy 04: dildo
Ichidee: m...
Ichidee: pretty close
Ichidee: but no
Da dddy 04: just tell me
Ichidee: hahah...u can't come up with the answer
Ichidee: yeah
Ichidee: it's a pink vibrator
Ichidee: PINK
Ichidee: cuz it's cute
Da dddy 04: that would be a fucking dildo fag!
Ichidee: i said u were clsoe
Ichidee: but not quite
Ichidee: some dildo don't vibrate
Ichidee: ask angela

RECKLESSROB PA04: hey tommarow i will run 4 u in teh store
RECKLESSROB PA04: and i am gunna bring "i like the way u move" song

RECKLESSROB PA04: i liek the way u move

Erinoba: dad?
Da dddy 04: son!
Erinoba: golly i thought you passed out or something
Da dddy 04: no this guy ask me how he can get htis girl
Da dddy 04: and i was teaching him how to spit . game that is
Erinoba: oh yea cuz dads a pimp
Erinoba: daddy has mad game
Erinoba: thats how he ended up with so many children
Da dddy 04: hahahahhahahaah
Erinoba: you know who else has mad game?
Da dddy 04: my dad. that would be your grandpa
Erinoba: VILLAAAA
Erinoba: such a pimp
Da dddy 04: o fuck no! my dad! not my grandpa
Erinoba: well i was talking about PP
Da dddy 04:hahahahhahahhahah


 

Ichidee: it's fun..when i had the neon light on
Ichidee: the girls pull up right next to me
Ichidee: and they were just looking at me and smiling
Ichidee: and talking..but i don't kwno whta they said
Da dddy 04: hahahahahahahhhaha
Da dddy 04: haaha
Da dddy 04: ahahahahhahah
Da dddy 04: your an idoit
Ichidee: what
Da dddy 04: i am driving my 89 toyota and girls pull up and smiles at me anyways
Da dddy 04: hahahah
Ichidee: right
Ichidee: not when it's dark outside
Ichidee: when they can barely see u
Da dddy 04: um not if you have my face
Da dddy 04: ahhahahhaahahaah
Ichidee: i think my face is getting smalller
Ichidee: while my body gets bigger
Da dddy 04: hahhahahahahahahahahahha
Da dddy 04: wtf
Da dddy 04: hahahaahahaha
Ichidee: that's a sign of bodybuilding
Ichidee: cuz ur face losing fat which make its smaller
Ichidee: and ur body gets bigger cuz of muscle
Ichidee: i like it thou

Da dddy 04: ahahhahahahha WTF hahahaha

 

Erinoba: dad, you always seem to fuck up, but it makes the best stories
Da dddy 04: man sit
Erinoba: hahaha
Da dddy 04: always fuck up?
Da dddy 04: sit
Erinoba: that was a compliment
Da dddy 04: e> e< e> e< e>
Erinoba: hahahahaha
Erinoba: i still love you anyway

 

Da dddy 04: i am bored now, wiilll you please help a father out
bribee3: hahahha
bribee3: hahahhaha
Da dddy 04: yes! HELP A FAJA OUT

bri: dont need to go pee

gar: hahaha what?

bri: ..i dont need to go pee

gar: i care...

bri: you do you are my father!

 

steve: my dog snores.

steve: but your louder..

 

flipstyle206: u filthy ass bitch!

 


 

GenCopY2K: u think she is hot?
GenCopY2K: wha happen to ur tonque??
BadasspimpGar: hahahahahhahahahhaha

bri~ yesterday my dad told me to go get ginger....and i found some for 6 cents! i got ginger for 6cents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brianna ~
Wonderful
And
Never
Gross

Erin~
Gary's
Interesting
Never
Gross
Entertainment
Rolls?

Erinoba: daddy you missed out, there were prime gingers there!
Erinoba: the other schools cheerleaders, oh man there ginger was like haning out while they were shakin it

Bribee3~ dad im mad at you, we went to the game and missed out on prime wang to go see you and you didnt go!!

 

LILjoshyBOI: man ginger is ginger
LILjoshyBOI: as long as its not expired..the ginger is still good if it doesnt stink
Dadddy 04: man good ginger is better!
LILjoshyBOI: true that nigga

Erinoba: daddy?!
Erinoba: daddy are you there?
Erinoba: my ginger is nice and tall
Erinoba: and not expired

Dadddy 04: damn sexy
Dadddy 04: ..i tried to save it and then its called "gary sleeping 2."
Dadddy 04: where is the first one! bitch
GenCopY2K: hahahahah
GenCopY2K: i got more,lot
GenCopY2K: hahah, the one with ur ass showin 2
GenCopY2K: but only for my own collection

Bribee3: dad??
Bribee3: kwok daddy!??! where areeee youuuu
Bribee3 FINE
Bribee3: ditch me for some other GINGER
Bribee3: you pissy licker

Decetron: cept your not a daddy yet
Decetron: i hope

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ichikwok168: aiite then im out
bribee3: enjoy the mall kwok
ichikwok168: enjoy the ginger bri
bribee3: SICK
bribee3: i will enjoy the wang you dirty whore
 
briana: i notice that ginger and wang are like the azn term for reproductive organs.
 
reading the book of (what if..)
if you have to choose one food for everytime you are in a sexual act, what would it be?
david: donut.....o sexual act??.....nm.....wait ya....donut for guys....
 
GreateacherLeo: Just that they stilll thinks u r the GOOD OLD GARY ....
GreateacherLeo: now its just bad boy for life
 
RECKLESSROB PA04: fuck yea
RECKLESSROB PA04: i am trancing out u son of a bitch
RECKLESSROB PA04: wooooo
RECKLESSROB PA04: i dont know where i am
RECKLESSROB PA04: waht the fuck am i?
ichikwok168: man you are fucked up! go call some girl and fuck the shit out of them. it will make your hangover worth it tomorow
RECKLESSROB PA04: ahahaha
RECKLESSROB PA04: i love u kwok
RECKLESSROB PA04: "in a non sexual way"
RECKLESSROB PA04: lol
RECKLESSROB PA04: fuck yea bitch3es
ichikwok168: do you know where you are
RECKLESSROB PA04: i am in my computer
RECKLESSROB PA04: i am the scat man

gar: ya lets hang out

christine: ya

gar: and bring jenifer.

gar: my frd thinks she is cute
gar: good night
dUCKY4756: lol so does her bf



MdogStiles10: dude dont talk to that girl for a little bit man, u gotta be like girl u are making shit too complicating, i need to get my school shit together
MdogStiles10: shcool needs to come first right now man
MdogStiles10: cause that is your future
MdogStiles10: girls can wait
MdogStiles10: they will always be there
MdogStiles10: but one other thing, dont start listening to simple plan, that shit aint gonna help you
MdogStiles10: hahah
 
ichikwok168: I DUNO FILTHY ASS BITCH I MEAN BEATS!
Filthy ass Beats: damn
Filthy ass Beats: cause i wanna take a nap
ichikwok168: take a nap on daddys lap
ichikwok168: i miso
Filthy ass Beats: ?
Filthy ass Beats: you so what?
ichikwok168: horny
ichikwok168: okay call us later
Filthy ass Beats: for what?
ichikwok168: for good times
 
RECKLESSROB PA04: hey did u hear
RECKLESSROB PA04: ?
ichikwok168: about what
RECKLESSROB PA04: its good news
RECKLESSROB PA04: guesss
ichikwok168: are you too sick to talk straight
RECKLESSROB PA04: no
RECKLESSROB PA04: hewres a hint its about cars
ichikwok168: you got a new car?
RECKLESSROB PA04: no
RECKLESSROB PA04:  i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco!
ichikwok168: haha you fucking queer
RECKLESSROB PA04: ahaaaaaaaaa
 
 
David:  think it depends
David: u only rent a room if u can get laid
David: if not...then i won't do it
 

alison:::: ^ . ^ says: lol i really needa go to pee

G G G G GUNIT! says: hahahah

G G G G GUNIT! says: sit

alison:::: ^ . ^ says: Peace out

G G G G GUNIT! says: you need to sit and pee

G G G G GUNIT! says: dude, you can pee in like 2 sec and come back!

alison:::: ^ . ^ says: of couse i needa sit and pee, unlike GUYS

alison:::: ^ . ^ says: guys dun actually needa sit cause they could pee like a water gun lol

alison:::: ^ . ^ says: but my bro he does sit and pee in the Morn LOL!!

(regarding to this convo, tokapi says:

liloquinny: hahah
liloquinny: haha
liloquinny: u do?

 
JI1984: dont u knwo anything?
Gar: i forgot to write it down
JI1984: ..
JI1984: i didnt even write it down
Gar: i asked cas i thought you would know cas you hangs out with the nerds
Gar: thx tho
JI1984: ha...
 

Dave ~~ says: do u think eric will stay virgin 4ever?

G says: yes i truely do

Dave ~~ says: that's what i thought

 

 

Gar~ says: dont they have school too?

alison says: Neighbor day

alison says: DAY OFF dude

alison says: it's a long weekend

Gar~ says: goddamn canadians have labor day too?

Gar~ says: hahhahha you said neighbor day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alison says: lol

Gar~ says: you fucking canadian fob!

alison says: LOL 

 

Gar: you do know you will have to wear some kind of costom on your first day right
LiVeYUrDrEamS608: are you shittin me?
LiVeYUrDrEamS608: my friend found out her link crew leader...and she thought he was kiddin when he told her he was gunna dress her up as sperm

LiVeYUrDrEamS608: some guy named pat (mcadam)

 

Doggie: School starts very soon,mabye I dont have time to chat with you frequently and it doesnt matter.I will put a high hope on next summer and we can go out together..

(i show leo)

leo: u should tell her that u dont like walking the dog

 

Quinny: so watz new wit u
Gar: im getting big
Quinny: big? like taller, more buff?
Gar: buff, MAN
BOOBS
Gar: it's like 39 b
Quinny: damn...haha
Quinny: how u knon?
Gar: i really dont....about the cup size
Gar: but i am at 39
Quinny: dang
Quinny: datz huge
Quinny: im like 32

Ichidee: 32 what?
Ichidee: a
Ichidee: b
Ichidee: c
Ichidee: d
Ichidee: but i bet that's still
bigger than joyce
Ichidee: want me to go check it out?

(after reading quinny's profile, and her nicknames)

s  y  m  s   e: ok you forgot togepi
s  y  m  s   e: and who would call you qt?
s  y  m  s   e: and you missed a catogory
s  y  m  s   e: bra size 32A

 

 
Akosua: man i hate jason, he is a fag, fuck his ass.
Akosua: i wish i never fucked his
 MINUTE LASTING penis
 
 
Akosua: heres the real story, we did it for  1 min and he stopped...i was like wtf..and then we rested for 20 min...when you guys kept calling..and then we did it again for alittle..
 
 
Brice: shit, i would last a min too if my penis was in akosuwa
 
 
Eric: i want to play basketball
Gar: Come play with us tomorow at SCC
Eric: ....nah, i dont want to play with ppl too good
Gar:........well then i guess u should stay home and play with ur dick since it's not good at all.
 
 
Gar: waht up
Tommy: MY DICK
 
 
Colleen: i didnt think anyone was gonna dance with me, but 4 guys did!
Gar: dont say that, u r a very attractive girl
Gar: to drink ppl that is.......
Colleen: bitch
 
 
Gar: HOLLA BACK!
mese: Wooooo WOOFFFF
 
 
Gar: "L"
Quinny: onli losers call other people losers
Gar: only losers know ppl callin them losers when they see a L..
Quinny: shudda hell up!!
Quinny: lol
 
 
Gar: so , if i was to flip a coin, what r my chance of getting HEAD?
girl at the club: (laughs) if i was to flip a coin, what r my chance of getting TAIL"
another girl's response: if it was a two headed coin, 100%!
 
 
Gar: (lickin a sucker)
Christine: that's a 10
 
 
Jenn:  you make me giggle like a little catholic school girl on drugs
hahahahahaha i cant believe i just came up with that!
 
 
 jokin around*
Gar: STICK 'EM UP! (from miller lite commercial)
 slience.....
everyone cracked up
 
 
Gar: ugly!
Christine ryu: Kwok ugly!
Gar: Ryu ugly
.....(why you ugly)
 
 
Jesse walking
Gar: nice ass
Jesse spill her coke
Gar: did i get you WET
jesse laugh to death
 
 
prentice suddently closed all the windows
Gar: what are you doing
2 secnonds later...
i almost cried because it stunk so bad..
 
 
David: pretty hot..i wouldn't say super hot..
David: cuz i ain't brad pitt either
Gar: no you aint even close to Rob Schneider
David: who's that
Gar:
http://www.hollywood.com/celebs/detail/celeb/189342
David: he's not that ugly
David: shit..
David: r u making fun of me
 
Gar; i am scared, she will rape me
joyce: dun worrie, she won't be able to
Gar: How do u know, are u two lesbian!
Joyce: NoOO..itz just coz i'll rape u b4 she does
Gar: OK! you may!
Joyce: haha okai..campus day!!!
 
 
Gar: lol not to be mean, he has no game.
Tommy: man.... if you were there you would crack up so hard, you know after the lift you have to jump off...he would jump off and like if she falls... he would fall too on her..(referring to Cat snowboarding w/steve)
 
 
David: i can get u a two weeks pass for 24 fitness, if u want
Gar: o nice
David: and the fact it opens 24 hours, i can even go at midnight
Gar: lol does it realli!
David: of cousre
Gar: it's call 24 hr fitness!
David: yeah, it opens 24 hrs
David: duh
David: u can go at 7 am, or midnight, anytime
Gar: ..you dont get it do you
David: oh well, i think i do
Gar: you think you do KNOW that i was making fun of you?
David: i do
David: now
David: u fucking chink
 
 
Gar: you just smoked again?
Stiles: yea
Gar: you will never be smart like me again
Stiles: nah i can still loose a lot of brain cells to get to ure level
 
 
Gar: sit fob
Hymas: hahahah i am WHITE dude
Gar: FIRST off the BOX
Gar: back when you stole it from the niggas
Hymas: hahahahahahahahaha whatever
 

Gar: ................do you wanna get block, you suck
Brady: hahaha i'm just brady form the block
Gar: you shouldnt even be in the same sentence with kwok,dawg

Brady: hahahahahaha ok kwok daddy
Brady: you aint even in the same league as me pal, i am slim shadey

Gar: and you are so shady like a baby, u kinda a fatty but its ok at least you can rhyme better then dudley, from harry potter, a pot head who loves to go to kegger , go figure
Brady: hahahah if you pay me i will give you freestyle lesson
Brady: s
Gar: lol you had to add a
S
Brady: you give me the money, and you rhymes will be sweet as honey

Gar: you shut the fuck up or i will put a apple up your butt
Brady: hahahahahah
Gar: dont haha me ..it's not funnie, you freaky white doodie. you should sit fob , cas you are first off the box dawg, i am tired of your shit, you are just my bitch. i dont like you man, you like to suck men, you should go hang out with dan hyseni, so you can get your dick suck for once and be happi

Brady: kwok cannot rhyme for shit, he needs more practice just a lil bit

Brady: he wishes he could flow like Brady, but he cant cuz Brady is the real slim shaddy
Gar: ok kid enough jokes, you wish you are mese, but your not, you worst then kwok, eat a cock
Brady: hahaha at least some of that one rhymed
Brady: when i step up it aint no joke, others cant phase me they try but they choke
Brady: i'm out bro i am done schoolin you tonight peace !


 

Mesa: haha...U Dance King!
 
 

QUOTES:
 
 
" why go to HIGH SCHOOL
when you can go to SCHOOL HIGH"
ash....lol
 
 
"Hot in herre?
Look who's there
I'm hot, ain't I? Mm-hmm can't deny
It's just what I hear"
 Rose
 
 
"You said you didnt want to see me get hurt
does that mean you closed your eyes when I cried?"
Sara
 

" WhY DrInK aNd DrIvE
wHeN u CaN SmOkE aNd FlY!"
ileen
 

"Wishing upon stars is what people do...
When I wish upon a star I wish for you Gary!"
ashley
 

"guys are like a peice of gum,
when they loose there flavor,
you pop in a new one"
Kat
 

"Diamonds Are Nice, and So Are Pearls,
But Theres Nothing Like Us *Lake Stevens* Girls"
steph
 

"Lol. Sweety u my boy, but no boy owns me.
Partially. I own more of u"
Rose
To Rose " i OWN u !!"
 
 
"BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us."
Rose
 
 
"Dont worry so much about ur reputation,
but the kind of chracter u realli are"
Cathy
 
 
 

Tell me a joke:
 
Funny:
 
 
Mesa Bam daddy: "y r blak people so tall"
Gar : cas niggers are generally ugly, so god decided to give them something good
Mesa: lmao! 
Mesa: oh sad!
Mesa: no cuz...."they're KNEE GROWS "
 
 
Leo: wha sports r mexicans best at??
Gar: beating meat.
Leo: cross country
Gar: i dont get it
Leo: they cross over the boarder line
Leo: -_-

 
Peter: why did the dumb ass cross the road
Gar: cas he's so gay he want people to "hit his ass"
Peter: damn..u got it.
 
 
Gar: tell me a joke
Brady: ok, so this azn walks into a house party....
Brady: and makes out with a fat chick!!!!!!
Brady: hahahahahaha
 
 
Gar: so what sports are mexican best at
Brady: hahahahah fence jumping
 
 
Leo: do u like GMC???
Gar: um sure, what is that
Leo: GMC the cars
Gar: o
Gar: um i dont realli know what they look like
Leo: so do u like GMC?
Gar: um sure
Gar: show me a pic
Leo: show u? u like to grab my cock ???
 
 
stupid:
 
 
Mike: why dont women need to wear watches?
Gar: cas their ass is so big , they can tell the time when the sun shine on them
Mike: haha no dude cause theres a clock on the stove
Gar: ....

 
Joe: so why don't you take a shower with a pokemon?
Gar: cas i dont want it to scream pika pika when i hit it
Joe: he might  PIK-A-CHU!
Gar: um ok
 
Christine Ryu: what do you call 5 drowning chihuahuas?
Gar: ryugly
Christine: hahah-NO
Christine: haha
Gar: answer is?
Christine: cuatro-SINKOS (cinco)
Christine: haha..
Christine: oh thanks gary

 
 
Leo : if u r in school u gotta act asian if u r in real life u gotta act white if u r terriost u gotta act persian if u r in bed u definitly wanna be Black!
Gar : when you are hitting it you want to hit like kwokdaddy

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